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Colorado *NEW*
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This song is about a guy I didn't like very much. You will understand once you listen!
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You can never tell how my music will move you. You might laugh, you might cry, you might get angry, or you might even not like me..and that's okay. I've changed
The name is F@ Boy but you can also call me Captain F'Awesome! If you don't know what F'Awesome means then you don't need to know! Find me at www.facebook.com/LoweDogg or www.facebook.com/mattlowecatfish Twitter and Instagram @FattUnit Welcome to Life in the Fatt Lane. The set I live on and the reality I'm going through! My music is for everyone! I mainly do rap music and I yo-yo back and forth between serious to joking. Those are the two things I've used to express myself all my life and you'll see what I'm talking about in my music. I am currently going through a major weight loss journey and plan on posting my documentary show on YouTube. I also have been featured in a reality TV show on a major network that I can't go into details about yet till it airs on TV. I think this is cool it will show a bit of my music and my youtube show I'm looking to post. Anyway, please know that my music that is titled (OLDER).. those are from high school days and are obviously older. I was a bit angry back then and didn't know how to express myself as well as I can today. I am currently working on a lot of projects which includes new music that better describes my emotions and experiences in a bit of a mature way. But I do have some funny and entertaining songs for you to check out! And the ones that are on my page for now are pretty vulgar at times so if you can't handle it I'm sorry!
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Hip-Hop • Hardcore Rap
Charts
Peak #222
Peak in subgenre #28
Author
Lowe Dogg AKA Captain F'Awesome
Uploaded
August 04, 2007
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MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 4:02
Story behind the song
Sometimes you make good friends in life.. then sometimes.. you meet the biggest douche bags you never thought you'd have the unfortunate sh** ty luck of meeting!
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"Colorado" Written and Performed by Lowe Dogg Fat Boy Productions Life in the Fatt Lane [Chorus] Boom / yo! / Jeremiah Klun's a ho! Ugh / b*** go back to Colorado x2 X2 (Verse 1) You don't know anything about Jeremiah Klun? Listen up homey / you'll learn somethin' soon. Drives trains / claims he left Colorado state. Don't take brains / to know he left there outta hate. Said he did / but doubt he had any friends. (Loser) Queerido Mr. Rogers / what his dress code sends. Owns a motorcycle / i-pod / a big ol' truck. Compensatin' / 'cause his dick's probably tiny as f*** . Don't ask me / I guess I wouldn't know. When he's drunk / she's drunk / he'll f*** a hoe. (Come here b*** ) Probably got aids / now that's a fact. Ask him / he'll turn around / let you hit it from the back! (Ouch) That's right / call him gay / staright to his face. He'll act mad / if you a guy / it's straight to his place. Jeremiah is a f** / he just trys to cover it up. Takes pictures of bithes he don't know / stalker f*** . Makes up stories / he'll turn it to his favor. He'll suck a dick with a condom / pick the flavor. (slurp) I'm sorry / I'm jokin'/ he'll do it without the jimmy hat. Lookin' for a date / pale ass is hopin' you're black. If you a transvestite / it aint no thang. He'll toss your salad and slob yo' knob like a chicken wang. (slurps) Jeremiah don't need prison to spread his cheeks. Loves cavity searches / gets ass f*** ed for weeks! (ugh f*** yeah) [Chorus] Boom / yo! / Jeremiah Klun's a ho! Ugh / b*** go back to Colorado x2 X3 (verse 2) I could sit here all day and talk about him bein' gay. (Queer!) He's so much more / I've got tons to say. His myspace / kind of woman he's trying to attract. He typed that sh** at my house / none of it's fact.(Bull sh** ) Looking for a woman who's in touch with her senses. 100 percent bull sh** / you know you're senseless. Tuck in your dick / might as well make it dissappear. Cross dress / complete the process of bein' queer. (ooh) Count dracula lookin' mother f*** er go home. You don't have any real friends / you know you're all alone. (Awww) Even the fags don't want you near their asses. You can smell gayness when Jeremiah passes. (whew) He farts (fart) and used condoms fall out. Men and hiding in the closet is what he's all about. One day he might break up out of that b*** . Tell the truth and say he really enjoys suckin' dick. [Chorus] Boom / yo! / Jeremiah Klun's a ho! Ugh / b*** go back to Colorado x2 X3 (Verse 3) Vrooom / Jeremiah's a motorcycle rida. Bendin' over b*** es / he'll hop up insida. (Ugh) Sleeps with women / but don't you understand? He thinks of men / he really wants a man. (uggh) People at the party / doesn't want them thinkin' " sh** !. this guys a really a queer and he likes the dick?" (Laugh) One time I called him a queer to his face. Got all butthurt and looked like he had a dick taste. All up in his mouth when he saw my sister's gay friend. Anger is all the message he would send. Later on that night I went to use the bathroom. Opened the door (door creak) / and there was the gay guy and Jeremiah Klun. (Whoa) They were in the batub gettin' it on. (sex nosies) I closed the door because what I saw was wrong. Later on / during the next day. Jeremiah called me up / said / Don't tell anyone I'm gay! [Chorus] Boom / yo! / Jeremiah Klun's a ho! Ugh / b*** go back to Colorado x2 X2
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