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Its UK Hip-Hop but not as you know it...
Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #4,337
Peak in subgenre #2,314
Author
Mink-C
Rights
Mink-C
Uploaded
September 09, 2003
Track Files
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Lyrics
Roll up people, we got wackness in the house
Introducing Spectro (he's the one in the blouse)
Tryin to act hard but he ain't got leverage
Looking like a hip-hop Dame Edna Everage
Can't hold a mic, he'd need a mic stand
He couldn't get a grip cos KY Jelly's on his hand
See he's chilling with his 'boys'and yo, I ain't jokin
In Raps Elite his nickname is 'Daddy Long Strokin'
Went to his crib once, cos asked me to go
Fuck over it, the place is like one big rainbow
Rainbow decoration and Rainbow Couch
Opened up a trapdoor, pulled a Gimp right out
Asked me if I'd like to see his Rainbow bed
Fuck that shit! Mink-C just upped and fled
Went and found my crew, but they wasn't suprised
Said "Spectro is doin that shit all the time"
if ya give him a piano and stick a blonde wig on
You'd be forgiven for mistakin him for Elton John
Seriously though, i'ma beat him for real
cos he's sounding like a rapper who ain't got no deal
And he's never gonna get one, Treat him like a stepson
Assault him on the mic and fuckin stab him like a Mexican
Snap him like a twig, Gaffle him like a pig
If he keeps on talkin shit I'm gonna split his fuckin wig
Hey Spectro man, we meet again but this time
I'm gonna take it serious when spittin my lines
I've read your braggin talkin like you got it goin on
I bet I'm not the first one who will say you're wrong
I've heard your style a million times, ya can really tell
ya tryin to sound like Nas, but not suceeding very well
What makes your shit different? Do you have a unique sound?
Or do you rhyme like every other fucker around?
I hate to diss you dog because you ain't the worst
but if I came to your show I'd wanna be reimbursed
If I bought ya CD, I'd take it back to the store
And I'd see the pile of returns from the shoppers before
You'd be the first MC who made it to number one
and then had every single album taken back for refunds
In your live show ya boys outnumber the crowd
Even if ya mute the mic, man its still too loud
sleep inducing from new york to bosnia
ya downloads are only used as a cure for insomnia
fuck ya up once! fuck ya up twice!
Say I ain't nice and I'll fuck ya up thrice!
Four, Five times, maybe six
Fuck ya up with licks from verbal sticks and bricks
Take your beat and fuckin flip it, watch mink remix it
slash ya, wait a fuckin week then come and rip out ya stitches
Got my whole crew rolling with all your bitches
thats ya mother and your grandma, they pussy delicious!
Motherfucker! get ready for the re-match
Smack you in your grill just like a Pikey in Snatch
Hit ya with my metaphors watch your spine detatch
Find your holiday cottage and fuckin burn the thatch
Spectro, lets go - brooklyn ho
ya think ya gonna beat me this time? No!
Need some no-doze cos I'm fuckin tired of your rhymes
Seen better MCs - think they call them mimes!
Stop wasting your time, hang up the thing in your hand
Not your cock ya gay fuck, just put the mic on the stand
I can't stand ya verses, this ain't no dry run
seen ya rappin on the corner wearing lycra and nylon
think ya daring, got fags staring
they excited by the fuckin fishnets ya wearing
The only dogs ya got are locked up in the kennels
And on the wall of your bedroom got posters of Burt Reynolds!
Clocking more rocks that jewels in a diamond mine
I'm kinda like Jim Rockford, I keep files of rhymes
Raps Elite? Oh man, you gotta be kiddin
Ya only Elite at battlin and not winning
And that picture in your sig, homes you gotta be told
Seem better fucking drawing from a cripple fuckin 3 year old
Spectro, lets go, ya rhymes I'll never get yo
stop hip-hop and join the twats doing techno?
You can still use your PC, you can still use shit fuckin beats
and you wouldn't lose to me
Its perfect, wish I'd thought of it before
Here's ya coat motherfucker, let me show you the door!!!
