We've all seen them at the movie store. The one's you never saw an ad for, the ones that look really bad ...
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Lyrics
(Straight to) DVD
Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi Oi
So we take our Honda Civic
Out to rent an action flick
Cruise the aisles at Blockbuster
Looking for something quick
Gunfights on the left of me
Car chases on the right
Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude van Damme
Oh yeah Wesley Snipes
Straight to DVD, It looks like drek
(DVD) Ah, what the heck
(DVD) Let’s just hit the road
(DVD) Stuff’s gonna ‘splooooooode!
They’re pudgy, old, no sight to behold
12 years past their prime
Made this crap because their ex
Took their last dime.
The production is poor, the scriptwriters hacks
A couple of lesbo’s, stereotype blacks
Stuff gets blown into bits
Hot chicks show their tits
Straight to DVD, It don’t look good
(DVD) I don’t think I would
(DVD) Take this movie home
(DVD) Stars Robert Guillauuuuuume!
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, got Get a Clue (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, Bountyyyyy Huntress 2 (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, and Kickboxer 5 (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, no one gets out aliiiiiive!
