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Peak #2,543
Peak in subgenre #1,285
Author
Luke Brattoni
Rights
Just link me if you use it, baeioutch.
Uploaded
June 14, 2007
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:11
Lyrics
“Hi there, I’m BLONDEGiRL but you guys can call me Winona
Cuz I only ever steal stuff and then claim I’m the owner
Just a talentless loner. No aptitudes, to be brief
My only merits are abilities as an internet thief!”
Seriously, this is a YouTube message to that peppy brainless hack
Kleptomaniac… BLONDEGiRL914.
I loaded a Dakota video on YouTube
When it got stolen by some totally stupid noob
A ruthlessly hopeless, clueless, boobless rube
Bet she’s a testtube baby from a urine sample, dude
She sent me a kudos note, but her motive was all total bull.
“That cute clip was beautiful, can you make it downloadable?
I wanna save that video on my computer forever.”
I’m like, psh, sure, here’s a hyperlink. Whatever...
Four days later and I was simply distraught to hark
My masterpiece marred with this f***wit’s watermark
Get lost my s***’s “by BLONDEGiRL914”
The author’s Nib Oswald, not some mindf***ed whore
I spent days on painstaking frame-by-frame screencaptures
Toiled for ages editing audio to visual matches
Yet this petty net predator goes and steals my efforts
Getting the credit… I’ve never heard of a plan so pathetic
“A music video I made about Dakota Fanning.”
More like one you slapped a tag on after two minutes of scanning
“It’s supposed to be funny, I worked really hard on it.”
Oh yeah, it’s tough work clicking ‘copy’ and ‘paste’… retarded b****
I loaded a Dakota video on YouTube
When it got stolen by some totally stupid noob
A ruthlessly hopeless, clueless, boobless rube
Bet she’s a testtube baby from a urine sample, dude
“Hi, I’m BLONDEGiRL but you guys can call me Winona
Cuz I only ever steal stuff and then claim I’m the owner
Just a talentless loner. No aptitudes, to be brief
My only merits are abilities as an internet thief!”
Honestly, I don’t give two s***s about the bastard submission
If she’d simply given credit or just asked my permission
But this nasty b**** went behind my back and embezzled glory
“Oh crap, people have seen both, I’ll have to invent a story
In which we are two friends, that’s it, this guy is my mate
And I let him post my video up on his MySpace
Before I posted it up myself… that so makes sense
So when other YouTubers ask, that will be my defence.”
Nice try, Blondie, but you must have permableached your roots
To think each viewer of your vid wouldn’t reach the truth
Once they saw mine without a watermark put up earlier
Oops, I think I got you mad, your goldilocks just got curlier
I loaded a Dakota video on YouTube
When it got stolen by some totally stupid noob
A ruthlessly hopeless, clueless, boobless rube
Bet she’s a testtube baby from a urine sample, dude
“Hi, I’m BLONDEGiRL but you guys can call me Winona
Cuz I only ever steal stuff and then claim I’m the owner
Just a talentless loner. No aptitudes, to be brief
My only merits are abilities as an internet thief!”
And I’m not the only YouTube person irked at you, d***head
You’ve pilfered Olsen Twin works to stick up on your thread
So I now query why your oeuvre is just stealing material
The BLONDEGiRL mafia spreads through YouTube like a venereal
Deary, your lying and fibbing vexed Nib so he’s done this rap
To expose this ho’s woefully cunning underhanded crap
So slap a vote on her video, heck, add it as favourite
It’s my flavour that you’re craving. “But it’s mine-” B****, just save it.
Unless you’ve put in the hard yards thieving clips from Hollywood
Don’t feel all jolly good stealing second-hand stolen goods
You give a bad name to YouTube, you internet succubus
Take the footage from original sources like the rest of us!
I loaded a Dakota video on YouTube
When it got stolen by some totally stupid noob
A ruthlessly hopeless, clueless, boobless rube
Bet she’s a testtube baby from a urine sample, dude
“Hi, I’m BLONDEGiRL but you guys can call me Winona
Cuz I only ever steal stuff and then claim I’m the owner
Just a talentless loner. No apt
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