Gimme a stem cell and a bottle of Bud
I can clone your liver with a drop of blood
Stick around, child, youa€™ll be amazed
What a pencil-necked science geek can do these days.
Ia€™m a phenom, the journals all say
Got the human genome on my P.D.A.
Ca€™mon baby, sit right here
And gimme a stem cell and a bottle of beer.
Gimme a zygote and a can of Hamma€™s
I got a laptop with plenty of ram
All you women love the way Ia€™m wired
a€˜Cause my softwarea€™s soft and my hard drivea€™s hard.
Wea€™re both singlea€”what da€™you say?
Leta€™s go mingle our D.N.A.
Ca€™mon baby, stay right here
And gimme a stem cell and a bottle of beer.
Hey! Whata€™sa matter, baby? Come back here!
And gimme a stem cell and a bottle of beer.
