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Song Info
Genre
Charts
Peak #6,567
Peak in subgenre #30
Author
Luke Brattoni
Rights
Just link me if you use it, baeioutch.
Uploaded
May 22, 2007
Track Files
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:44
Story behind the song
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Lyrics
Godzilla!
Killer script pages, staged to thrill ya
These student written plays were iller
Than salmonella-filled mozzarella melted in a griller
Blog: The Musical? Made emo losers cool
Like A Tiger? Frightened hikers
Comeback Kid? Packed with fun and wit
And next up, Insex helped to cash some cheques
“Blog, short for web log.” Or better still, a
Clever acronym for ‘Ban Luke Outta Godzilla’
Hell, this fella pitched a script, but the cast had to write it
Guys, it might be better to just add some gas and light it
Batboy provided the best alibi incase he wrecked it
…getting James Brechney to direct it
Heck, The Walrus Man couldn’t direct eight lanes of freight trains
At a station, caked in red and orange and green facepaint
It’s just lucky that Joshy hasn’t got a life
And doodled up some groovy music to get youse out of strife
Cuz otherwise, Blog would probably be one of the few
Productions viewed as worse than last year’s Comedy Revue
Once you had got in a room, two nights away from openin’
With a full cast at preview, there was some tiny hope in
A last minute miracle effort getting your shit together
And pulling it off… like Stephen when he’s in front of a mirror
Evidently Stephanie was just too overly apt
With the material, the opposite of Brendan when he rapped
Poor young Josh had less stage time than his role in 1.5
Plus I think I saw King Kong climbing up Tali’s beehive
(Wrong play?)
Patrick guzzled goon then channeled Bill Cosby
The computer monitor got to second base with Rodney
Phil had his arms tattooed up like Marilyn Manson
Before breaking his glasses arsing around breakdancin’
Eloise was a narrator, but it wasn’t her choice
Besides Juliet, it’s her only role without an old man voice
You’d always hear Nisa giggling like a frigging dumb blonde
And I never thought I’d see Alisa with bigger pompoms
Harry looked like the type of wifebeater who’d swipe your wallet
Holy mackerel, a shaved head… at the back’s a giant mullet
Yeah bro, fully bro, Kegs has made a video
And “we shall see, we shall see” if this play’s ready to go
Alice’s face was the place you could smack up and smash blocks
Her miner’s lamp knocked off… just like the theatre cash box
Sam would always rock up to shows sweaty and tipsy
His directing style was more ‘in tents’ than Bedouin gypsies
But enough about the play where Ricky Rickster’s bones broke
Next is Comeback Nick, who would laugh at his own jokes
And laugh at lackluster parts… laugh at his laughter
Then laugh at the hundreds of “Johnson!” jokes after
You want a flat chest… check out Matt’s chest
His body fat would not amount to Kristen’s left breast
But don’t fret, unless it’s your acoustic guitar
Like a glue stick in a bra, your music glued to our hearts
Multari’s chortles were annoying as a flaccid penis
His laugh’s like the hybrid of breeding jackass hyenas
I guess Leigh likes being a Pom with his spoken word
Twice as annoying in his accent as Prince Charming the Third
And how he stomped his foot in anger… such emotion was stormin’
That his pulse was almost raised to a pace above dormant
Who’s that messenger character fetching a plum with such calm rage?
The longest monologue Luke Armstrong’s ever done on stage
Luke number four with the damn large grin
Whispers just like a foghorn with an amp plugged in
As for Aurka causing laughter backstage… “Man, stop!”
He should have been cast as a click beetle “Mmm *cluck* bop!”
Maddi bared more teeth grinning in her dance than her mating bites
Applying cream was required by Nib from those chafing tights
Each night, Emi went from harmless plant to striptease greenery
And Dean must have indigestion from chewing up the scenery
Dane’s facial expressions outdid Andy Dick being throttled
And Karla’s ‘Shell’ looked more battered up than when Nick hits the bottle
Squeeze was once more geriatric, with that singsong drawl
But twenty three year olds can still do tricks with ping
