This song is written from the point of view of a Honey Trucker.
Punk From Dallas Texas
we are crappiest band ever.
Story behind the song
Honey Trucks are funny cause they clean out porta potties.
Lyrics
Have to get up at 6am to face another day. At 6:15 im out the door on honey trucker lane. To the trailer in my office, grab my trucker keys. I operate my honey truck when im cbc. Good ole sweet honey truckin life. The pu on my shoe. Brown streak on the seat. On my way thru my route, first stop of the day. Stop off at the corner store, gas up all the way. To the park, there they are, 10 toilets in a row. Out of the truck, to the back, grab the suction hose. . Good ole sweet honey truckin life. The pu on my shoe. Brown streak on the seat. It's the good ole sweet honey truckin life. Open the door , lift the seat, push the hose in. Damn the luck would you believe the crapper is full again. About 20 minutes later, the smell is in the air. There are people around looking at me with a funny stare. . Good ole sweet honey truckin life. The pu on my shoe. Brown streak on the seat. I don't care what they think or what they all might say. This job aint that bad, it pays my bills every day. So remember when you see me lifting up that seat. Watch what you say cause one day you might be a honey trucker like me. Im a Honey Trucker.
