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The Splitting of the Fellowship
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A Gilbert and Sullivan parody featuring Frodo, Aragorn and Gollum as Pooh-Bah, Ko-Ko and Pish-Tush respectively
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Parody artist with a penchant for wit and wordplay
This isn't a band, it's just me... I write songs, usually parodies, and occasionally get the chance to record stuff. This seemed like a good sort of site to give people access to the recordings. I hope you like them: I like to think they're kind of funny
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Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
Peak #27
Peak in subgenre #8
Author
Phil Alexander/Sullivan
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Phil Alexander
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April 19, 2007
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MP3 2.6 MB • 128 kbps • 2:52
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[Frodo:] I think that I Must say goodbye For now I fear That Boromir Desires the ring And he will bring A real bad trip On the fellowship It pains, I know E'en so although It's apropos That I must go That I must go [Aragorn:] Why is it that Gondorish prat Aspiring To get the ring To get the ring Made Frodo scared I'm unprepared For news that he Left instantly Now B is dead And orcs have fled Hobbits in dread Chase them instead? [Gollum:] We saw today Preciousss away With Baggins who We hatesss we do We'll swim and swim And follow him Til we can snatch, can snatch The preciousss back We'll cuss and cuss Becauss, becauss We wants, we doess The presh-ee-usss [Gollum].. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. [Aragorn].. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. [Frodo] .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I think that I .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Why is it that.. .. .. .. .. Must say goodbye We saw today .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .Gondorish prat.. .. .. .. .. For now I fear.. .. Preciousss away.. .. .. .. .. .. .. Aspiring.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. That Boromir.. .. .. With Baggins who.. .. .. .. .. .. .. To get the ring.. .. .. .. Desires the ring.. We hatesss we do.. .. .. .. .. .. .. To get the ring.. .. .. .. And he will bring We'll swim and swim.. .. .. .. .. Made Frodo scared.. .. .. A real bad trip.. And follow him.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I'm unprepared.. .. .. .. .. On the fellowship Til we can snatch, can snatch.. For news that he.. .. .. .. It pains, I know.. The preciousss back.. .. .. .. .. Left instantly.. .. .. .. .. E'en so although.. We'll cuss and cuss.. .. .. .. .. Now B is dead.. .. .. .. .. It's apropos.. .. .. Becauss, becauss.. .. .. .. .. .. .. And orcs have fled.. .. .. That I must go.. .. We wants, we doess.. .. .. .. .. .. Hobbits in dread.. .. .. .. That I must go.. .. The presh-ee-usss.. .. .. .. .. .. Chase them instead?.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. [Aragorn] And so, Frodo thought he had to go Give us the slip And skip our trip On board a ship At quite a clip So bid Pip! Pip! To t'Fellowship [Frodo:] And so, Although I hate to go, It is my doom The dark gates' boom And Mordor's gloom Ahead doth loom The smokey plume Up from Mount Doom [Gollum:] They go So slow Bagginsss, Frodo We're following The wretched thing And wantss to wring Neckss of halfling And sso, ssslinking We wantss the ring [Gollum].. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. [Aragorn].. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. [Frodo] .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Up from .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The Fell-.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. And so.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Owship.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Mount Doom Slinking.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Up.. We wantss.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. From.. The Ring.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. The Fell-.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. And so slinking.. .. .. .. .. .. .. Owship.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Mount Doom, up We wantss the ring.. .. .. .. .. The Fell-.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. From Mount And so slinking.. .. .. .. .. .. .. Owship.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Doom up We wantss the ring.. .. .. .. .. The Fell-.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. From The Ring.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Owship.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Mount Doom We wantss the ring.. .. .. .. .. The Fellowship.. .. .. .. .. Up from Mount Doom We wantss the ring.. .. .. .. .. The Fellowship.. .. .. .. .. Up from Mount Doom [FRODO, ARAGORN and GOLLUM] The chances of success in this are quite remote For a hobbit into Mordor in an elven coat Who is leaving his companions not a single note And is heading 'cross Anduin in a little boat The chances of success in this are quite remote For a hobbit into Mordor in an elven coat Who is leaving his
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