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If There Ain't No Poon In Heaven
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If there ain't no poon in heaven, I'll swing my nuts in hell.
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We mix up metal, bluegrass, and punk with a large dose of tongue-in-cheek humor to concoct into a monster blend of kick-ass rock.
The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad is a sextet of crazy guys who like to dress up in outrageous costumes and rock for appreciative audiences. The songs are sometimes humorous, sometimes profound, but always kick lots of ass.
Song Info
Genre
Rock Rock n Roll
Peak in subgenre #88
Author
The Dirty Marmaduke Flute Squad
Rights
2007
Uploaded
March 12, 2007
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MP3 2.0 MB 128 kbps 2:08
Story behind the song
The title just about says it all!
Lyrics
Pleased to meet you here again, I see you’re doing well. Took your damned sweet time to finally die, Your heartbeat couldn’t tell. My funeral was a bust, A product of your lust. But if there aint no poon in heaven, I’ll swing my nuts in hell. Ahhhh. Happy new years once again, Passed another dozen eggs. But it seems to me the best part of me Ran down my mother’s legs. But if I were to be born again, I’d do it all the same. ‘Cept let Satan off the hook, And let God take all the blame. Ahhhh.
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