Lyrics
Lead Vocals: David Heline Jr.
My girl needs maxi pads,
And she's too tired cause she's on the rag,
So I'll go stop at the general store,
I wish I knew what I was looking for,
(Keep on going David),
Stupid thing,
Should I just buy the ones with flexy wings,
I need some with lots of absorbency,
I'll ask this lady maybe she'll help me,
(It keeps on getting better),
Excuse me miss,
(No I can't help you),
I need advice,
(Sorry can't help you),
Listen here,
(I just can't help you),
Lend me your ear,
(Oh now you've pushed it),
Can't you see that I'm dumbfounded,
(Now won't you stop it),
Please just listen,
(And now I'm leaving),
My girlfriend,
(Don't want to hear it),
Is full of blood,
(Now that's just nasty),
She's on her period,
(You little pervert),
On her period,
(Ok that's nasty),
On her period,
(That's really nasty),
On her period,
(Someone please stop him),
On her period,
(He's really lost it),
On her period,
(Please just shut it),
On her period,
(Now I'm leaving),
On her period,
I'm buying Maxi Pads,
Taking too long my girl is raving mad,
I call her up and ask what she expects,
And then she yells that she uses Kotex,
Oh honey,
Why do you have to be so mean to me,
I think I've got them now I have to go,
I'll ask this worker maybe he will know,
(This part's really funny),
Excuse me sir,
(Yes can I help you),
Would you know if,
(Oh good a question),
These will work,
(What do I look like),
Oh great a jerk,
(Now hold the phone),
I'm a customer of this store,
(Wow great I'm impressed),
I expected more,
(Oh well you got less),
My girlfriend,
(I'm sure she's a sight),
Is full of blood,
(Are you a killer),
She's on her period,
(Ok that's nasty),
On her period,
(That's really nasty),
On her period,
(Yep still nasty),
On her period,
(Someone please stop him),
On her period,
(He's really lost it),
On her period,
(Will you please shut it),
On her period,
(Now I'm leaving),
On her period,
PMS, PMS, PMS,
I bought some Maxi Pads,
The ordeal's over and so I am glad,
Our relationship is really complex,
When I get home we'll have menstruation sex,
(I think I got to puke now),
Wild mood swings,
(Who doesn't have them),
Uterine cramps,
(Guys don't have them),
It's monthly,
(Not if you're pregnant),
And scary,
(Not if you're single),
Emotional sensitivity,
(Don't get her started),
Full of pity,
(So now she's crying),
But I got through,
(Yeah just barely),
Stuck to her true,
(Just like a boy scout),
I got my maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
(Ok don't say that),
Get your maxi pads,
PMS, PMS...
