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Country Club Of Tattered Greens
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Parody of Boulevard Of Broken Dreams by Greenday. Background guitar by...ME!
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Thanks for stopping by my song page! As time goes by and my voice improves, I hope you're laughing more because of my hilarious lyrics, and less at my voice, but I'll take what I can get! When I'm not recording my own guitar tracks, I get help from other performers, including Flash F. Flash, Dubya, and Rick Duncan. A special thanks to Dr. Bob for helping edit and produce my songs.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #59
Peak in subgenre #11
Author
Jeff Reuben
Uploaded
February 24, 2007
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MP3 3.0 MB • 128 kbps • 3:17
Story behind the song
Think you've had a bad day on the golf course? At least you didn't get beat up by the Beer Cart Girl!
Lyrics
Start at the driving range I only dream that I might get a par Looks I get are strange When I hook my shot and I hit a car I step up to the tee At the country club of tattered greens Shot goes in the trees And I can't find my ball, these weeds are tall Had fifty balls I lost them all I lost them all I lost them... My driver's gone, stuck in the tree above me My friends are laughing and now I am seething Sometimes I wish that I'd stuck to Golden Tee Can someone find my ball? Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Fo-re Held up the group behind Searching for the balls that I can't find Had to take a dive Swimming in the lake, can't find my ball Why is she uptight? The beer cart girl and I are gonna fight Not a pretty sight She gave me a black eye, and I took a fall She had the gall To kick my ball I lost the brawl I lost it... My friends are gone they all say they don't know me Stuck in the woods, covered with poison ivy I grab a wedge so I can beat my caddy I still can't find my ball Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-uck, Du-u-u-ck, Du-uck, Go-oose I lost my ball I lost it... I really caused a scene At the country club of tattered greens Stuck on hole thirteen And I don't have no balls cause I lost them... That gopher took a rock and threw it at me Between the eyes, a blow that sent me tumbling Stuck in this ditch I hope someone will find me But hey, I see my ball!
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