The Mayor and the Chief of Police are real concerned over a medical report that claims that nearly 25% of the City’s police officers are either overweight or clinically obese. The reasons suggested by the report are that officers spend far too much time either sat behind their desks or out riding around in their automobiles and eating too much unhealthy fast food. The recommended solution is simple; get them up out of their seats, down on the street, and pounding that beat just like back in the good old days. There’s just one 'Big' problem - the fat cops won't get up off their fat asses and cooperate. Things have gotten so bad that Mayor Yoluni has just called in self-styled motivational gurus The Big Z ‘n’ Lil’ Rusty Joe. Now the fat cops are going to make a video. “An’ Brudder you on da Fat Cop Program!”