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The Guy With Sleep Apnea
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Another silly little song I put together.
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I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #22
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Rick Cormier
Uploaded
February 22, 2007
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MP3
MP3 2.3 MB • 128 kbps • 2:33
Story behind the song
I just had to do something with "The Girl From Ipanema".
Lyrics
Short and bald and old and grumpy The guy with sleep apnea goes driving And, as he cruises, Sometimes he snoozes…. Uh-ohhhh When he drives, it’s like he’s hammered He swerves hard left, while softly snoring Some naps he catches Result in scratches…. Uh-ohhhh Oh...but he needs sleep so badly Ra..cing, headlong toward a taxi Looks…like his end will be messy Loud snorts wake him in time to avoid The crash Cabbie screams, “Hemorrhoid!” Bleary-eyed and driving drowsy The guy with sleep apnea is passing Through “Lawn and Garden” at Sears But he doesn’t see Oh… he is dreaming of boinking Two… blondes in thongs, he’s a porn king Ah… he’s been bad, someone spank him Thirty seconds is all that he needs He’s back on the street, he proceeds Mouth agape and head back, lolling The guy with sleep apnea is idling The light is changing to green But, he never sees ‘Cause he’s counting sheep He’s catching some zees He drives fast asleep
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