One Part Right - Two Parts Wrong ©Words and Music by Michael Warren Jones Chorus One part right Two parts wrong Two parts weak One part strong With the recipe I'll bottom out 'fore long One part right And two parts wrong Verse I took my bingo winnin's to the races Prayed the lord to multply the seeds I'd sewn Well I must have fallen out of God's good graces Lost it all and got drunk on my way home Repeat Chorus Verse I went out and bought my wife a new dress Took her to the finest restaurant I know She caught me off a'chattin' with the waitress Neadless to say we missed our picture show Repeat Chorus Thought I'd give the family car a brand new brake job Called my neighbor up to just give me a hand That old boy came over with a twelve pack And what happened next ain't hard to understand Repeat Chorus