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Concept piece about what fuels the world's only plus sized international male super-model
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Fun stuff from my basement lair, deep in the arctic
Destructon's Army is a studio project featuring the talents of ALaska's Johnny K and any of the friends he can drag down the stairs into his studio.
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Genre
Podcasts • Comedy
Charts
#3,007 today Peak #18
#750 in subgenre Peak #4
Author
Johnny K
Rights
Destructocon Records
Uploaded
February 07, 2007
Track Files
MP3
MP3 2.1 MB • 128 kbps • 2:17
Story behind the song
I thought about the life of the only International Plus Sized Super Model. How a fat guy will still get laid if he is equipped with the proper wedding tackle. My new band, El Trio Con Carne,was joking about making a rap albumn. This might be the first installment
Lyrics
It's not easy to be when you are the object of every woman's desire. And the stuff that your dreams are made of are cooking on a burning pyre. I tried to run away one day and had to break out in a waddle, 'cause I am the only plus sized international male super model. I get my Mack on when I wants to daddio it's fer shizzle my nizzle ayite? When I strut to the beat that the DJ's spinning you know all of my clothes are too tight When I get out in the spot light , you can see the scars from the surgery repairing my rupture. But all the ladies are asking for me to come home because I cannot conceal my bone structure. (Chorus) I'm the only plus sized international supermodel. And life is a bowl of mashed potatoes. And all ever all about the mashed potatoes. mmmm. I love mashed Potatoes, and I love gravy A little salt and peppa gonna make me go crazy It's warm and tasty, it smells good too. Gimme some and more of that tasty goo. Ooo oo ooo. You may think it's funny but I'm making all the money and I'm taking in home in a sack. I know that Benjamins can get you friends that bend over and take it in the back crack straight out of my nut sack. WHat? you think that I'm whack? i'm straight up and rolling. I'm Jelly Rolling. with Sprinkles. Get a dozen, they are smaller than they taste . (Chorus)
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