Perverts Act Like They Don't Know
Captain Obvious Anthem.
www.captain-obvious.com
Mr. Knowitall
Infinite Knowledge
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Lyrics
Title: Perverts Act Like They Don’t Know (Captain Obvious Anthem)
Artist: INFINITE
Lyrics:
Miss Alissa logs on just to diss ya,
To make nice with you, then get your picture/
makes you think she all alone & depressed,
Next thing you know she got you pouring syrup over your chest/
Give it a rest, lawsuits ain’t bringing it down,
Look at you now, you’re the biggest thing that’s around/
Why post old pics on the net, man?,
when your still looking ‘bout 50 on your webcam/
Tell your story, the captain will pull it apart,
Make fun of you & expose you for the loser you are/
Then your like “Why me?”, ‘cause your stupid of course,
now the perv’s mad he got caught? Who would’ve thought?/
that’s what you get for thinking that u would’ve scored,
just go back to looking at your preschooler porn/
get laughed at by strangers soon as you in the door,
Captains a genius, someone get this dude an award/
Watch out! The Captain’s in the chatroom,
Or is it Miss Alissa?…Well soon you’ll know the damn truth/
‘cause guess what, she has some bad news,
You’ve been cybering with a fucking man, dude/
Watch out! The Captain’s in the chatroom,
“Why is he here?” soon you’ll know the damn truth/
‘cause Captain Obvious has some bad news,
He exposed a perv & oh look thats YOU!
