Me Battlerapping My 13-year-old Stepsister
My 13 year old stepsister battlerapping me.
Comedy hiphop rap parody jokes funny crude humor humour rude rapping freestyle
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php/topic,10115.0.html
Story behind the song
Got bored. Messed around on the computer for half an hour.
Lyrics
You know, I thought it was about time that I stepped up to the plate
And took on one of the heavyweight names in battlerapping.
Jay-Z? Are you cray-zee?!
Kanye? He's beyond-gay!
And as for the Notorious B.I.G, he's... ... ...well, he's dead.
So here's my 13-year-old stepsister!
It's half past nine, but I decline revealing your name online
well its 26 past nine so learn how to read the time
Get off the microphone until you've learned how to rhyme
rhyme rhyme? y don't u try to get in time
Heck, I will get time... underage soliciting's a crime
i might as well sit bak and relax and drink some wine
cos ur sucky rappping is no where as good as mine!
Go back to primary school! I've been dropping these hits since year nine
ur the crime as u walked through that door
wen everyone sawu they fell 2 the floor
Hey, screw you you whore. Man, I've said it before...
Like a male pig, your rapping's one big boar!
that was really poor, screw u u whore,
it's not like you haven't seen one of them before
Dude, you know that prostitution is within the law,
And your sister was on call that night, for sure
Look, shouldn't you be playing with your teaset and dollies?
why where's yours u bring them ova every hollies
You know... you suck worse than Chupa Chup lollies
u don't mind tips on sucking when ur reading Dolly!
Jeez, this coming from a chick who's barely in a trainer bra
A white teenage girl rapper... do you know how insane you are?
yea i know ur way past the trainer bra
but dont get to proud not every guy goes that far
[blooper freestyle]
