I made two christmass songs for no paticular reason and outta style with the garbage i normally make.
Lyrics
I woke up christmas morning and ran down to the tree
saw santa passed out next to a fifth of jim beam
no presents in his sack no he didn't bring me jack
just a hole in my roof and empty bottle of 80 proof
ohhh santa's drunk this christmas
he drank my whole wishlist
i wasn't even naughty i was nothing but nice
for two years now i've been screwed over twice
i walked into my kitchen to grab a morning snack
i guess he raided my pantry front to back
no more cookies, ding dongs, twinkies, or even ho ho's
fat man was hungry he musta burned sum indo
ohhhh santa's stoned this christmas
he smoked my whole wishlist
i wasn't even naughty i was nothing but nice
for two years now i've been screwed over twice
went to the camode so i would feel better
flushed it and found he dropped an upper decker
another present that i didn't even ask for
if you ask me he's just a fat ass bastard
ohhh santa pranked me this christmas
he shat on my wishlist
i wasn't even naughty i was nothing but nice
for two years now i've been screwed over twice
i ran to the bedrom to wake up my wife
i saw the fat man on her she screamed "ohh thats nice"
i couldn't even beleive it he violated my home
so i fly to the northpole so mrs. claus i could bone
ohhh santa boinked my wife this christmas
he stole my gifts from my wishlist
i wasn't even naughty i was nothing but nice
for two years now i've been screwed over twice
