Somebody Stop Me (Martin Buchanan/Tim Skeen) SOMEBODY STOP ME Take this drink out of my hand Before I get to feeling stronger than I am Hide the keys to my car Rope and tie me to the bar And boys, if that doesn’t stop me Somebody drop me Chorus Drop me like a coon from a tree in the night Drop me like a deer dead in your sights Take me up the tallest building you can find Tie an anvil round my neck Drop me like a ton of bricks Pop a beer and watch me hit Just like she already did SOMEBODY STOP ME Take this phone out of my hand Before I start to dial her number again Shoot me with your daddy’s gun Break my fingers one by one And boys, if that doesn’t stop me Somebody drop me Repeat Chorus Bridge And if he answers her phone again Call my priest call my mama Call the law and the Dali Lama Meanest man in Oklahoma Don’t you know he’s six foot three He’s gonna drop me Revised Chorus Drop me like a coon from a tree in the night Drop me like a deer dead in his sights Take me up the tallest building he can find Tie an anvil round my neck Drop me like a ton of bricks He’ll pop a beer and watch me hit Just like she already did SOMEBODY STOP ME (repeat) ©2006 Buchanan/Skeen
