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Abortion
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A brutally horrifying track just in time for Halloween!
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I'm a white rapper. I rap about cheese, abortions, mustaches, cryptozoology, the dark arts, rape, alcoholism, pedophilia, animals, love, death, disease, weight
I'm a white dude from Chicago that raps about strange shit. I enjoy offending people but that's never my goal. I'm smarter and funnier than 99% of the rappers out there. You should listen to me.
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Peak #6,281
Peak in subgenre #3,463
Author
Suburban Aiiight
Uploaded
October 24, 2006
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MP3 2.2 MB 128 kbps 2:25
Story behind the song
The idea of the song came to me while watching an episode of Ali G.
Lyrics
Grab the coat hangers, rubber gloves and cyanide Conscience nevermind because it's time to f*** in ride Lady claimed the pill, so i guess the lady lied Did this sh** to me, so now it's time to turn the f*** in tide Aint got no patience, for this f*** ed up situation Now i'm a doctor, and b*** became my first patient And i'm a chemist, my chemicals they're never tracin The options facin, do what i say or leave the nation Punch you in the damn face, push you down the stair case Grab a f*** in zippo i'm a hit you with the hair spray Hands locked around your throat, constricting your air way When my life is on the line anything is fair play Told me you was on the pill now you bout to really be Went and got this fresh recipe from the phillipines Mix it in ya drink, switcheroo by the kitchen sink Hand the b*** her glass of milk, give the b*** a little wink Give a f*** bout what you think, b*** has pushed me to the brink Now i got the missing link, mix and watch her stomach shrink If you think i'm out of line, im thinkin she's out of time And she better do whats right, turn around and change her mind Lied about the pill and pokin holes in the rubber b*** Should have ditched your ass and cashed you in for another b*** Let a bunch of sh** slide i should have killed your brother b*** If i have anything to say you'll never be a mother b*** I'm the baker and i'll burn the bun up in your oven You stupid b*** es act like witches in a f*** in coven And i'm above it That's why i gotta rubber glove it Get the coathanger twist it up, then i f*** in shove it I'm a nice guy but have turned into a f*** ing monster You a nice gal but have turned into a damn imposter That's why i gotcha, cracked you open like a lobsta The price for disrespectin me, amateur hystirectomy
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