Song picture
The Piroshki Rap
Comment Share
Free download
joke track I did with David about Piroskis (meat pies) done in a corny accent. both of us on chorus, me on verse 1, him on 2, both on 3
Artist picture
Been making music since late 2005, been doing a lot of the positive vibed stuff lately, things that I feel are actually worth talking about
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #85
Peak in subgenre #36
Uploaded
October 21, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.3 MB 128 kbps 3:36
Lyrics
-Piroshki one, peroshki 2 Peroshki for me, none for you -1,2,3,4 Peroshki in my hand, Peroshki on floor -5,6,7,8, Peroshki is good, Peroshki is really good! P to the I the R OSH KI Piroshki is what I say I love my food, meat patties cooked in an oven With potatoes Ima love it I’ma hug it and munch it None of them other types of pies aint got nothing on my country No other Russian rappers aint got noting on me! Great success! I am the best in Russia! If you steal my pies…I will crush ya! Beef, mushroom, pork and cheese I say my mother, more meat pie please High five! I can eat five pies! I eat 12 once, I no tell no lies In my country, we no like mickey donalds We go vladmir e cheeses, smell is quite awful But we tolerate and wait in line 5 hour sometime Just to feed self in belly with 5 meat pie chorus I’m a star studded stunner from the land of the great When I serve my pies, all the children will wait For the scraps that I leave behind on the floor Everyone will bang down my front door When you eat them you will do a dance You will feel greatful that you’ve had that chance Meat pies are the best of all On judgement day from the heavens will fall This beat is fat, and so am I I eat so much I make baby cry Meat surrounded by soft bread You think you good don’t let it go to head Free pies to all means country no fall It is official food of piroski ball If you don’t believe a word, It’s true In soviet Russia, car drives you! We see you tip your hat and thinking you cool In soviet Russia we say you fool USSR was very very bad For economy and Stalingrad We have cold winter and it warm my bone When piroski on my table when I come home We influence wide world in much facet of life We cut piroshki and we having no knife We no sag our pants, we pulling them higher We cook our piroshki on hot open fire Piroshki is like good nectar of gods We are hot, we almost like melting clock In my country, we are wearing big coat We so crazy sometime we talking to goat Nuclear weapons are our friends We bomb you if we get no piroshki
Comments
Please sign up or log in to post a comment.