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Kit and Kaboodle
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Actually TEX-MEX, but there is no such catagory. A little divorce song.
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I have given up music entirely so you will never see me live and you will never hear these songs on the radio or see any of them for sale. In fact you will not
This is a leftover remnant of The Rev. He no longer exists.
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Genre
Country • Rockabilly
Charts
Peak #189
Peak in subgenre #9
Author
SWB
Rights
2005
Uploaded
July 30, 2006
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MP3 4.1 MB • 128 kbps • 2:59
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KIT AND KABOODLE (Chorus) Take the kit and the kaboodle The cat and the poodle The spaniel and that manual On your shelf Take your high heel shoe collection And all the love and affection Honey you bestowed upon yourself I know your some tomato But take that couch potato Your brother And my mother-in-law Take the high boy And the low boy The lazy boy and oh boy Honey, take yourself most of all. Just leave some space to pace in And leave my face to gaze in And honey, leave that mirror in the hall Maybe I can get to know me Without you there to show me Which way or how low to crawl Well I know you’re nearly perfect But in the final verdict Honey if you’d leave me perfectly Alone I know that I could stand it Darling’ if you’d just hand it, My freedom from you frigid golden thrown You were born to be a trophy So I believe I’ll let you go free To hang upon some great white hunters wall And just like the moose head I’ll pretend that you’re dead Guess what, that won’t bother me at all Maybe you’ll finally get what you’re deserving Maybe you’ll be served what you’ve been serving That is a love as false as your tears (Now) Me, I’ll be relaxing Cause life wont be so taxing Without you there to be my puppeteer Take the kit and the caboodle The cat and the poodle The spaniel and that manual On your shelf Take your high heel shoe collection And all the love and affection Honey, you bestowed upon yourself Now I know you’re nearly perfect But in the final verdict Honey, if you leave me perfectly alone I know that I can stand it Darling if you’ll just hand it My freedom from your frigid golden throne (Repeat chorus)
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