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Dolly Latex
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Ex-girlfriend sees the guy with a new 'partner'...
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Bright Spark are two guys and a girl centred on Norwich, England, playing and singing their own brand of retro Brit Pop, softcore rock, and a wide range of othe
We are primarily a working live band and one of the busiest in the area. We enjoy every sort of gig, from private functions in swish hotels to social clubs and from sweaty rock venues to ballroom dances. Our original material reflects this and we write songs and instrumentals that are also very varied in style. All three of us play and sing and we are noted for our harmony work and our instrumental ability. We are an unusual combination - the excitement of being a new and inventive band, with the sure touch that comes only from many years of experience.
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Podcasts • Comedy
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#3,293 today Peak #1
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Heather Enid Wells arr Bright Spark
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Heather Enid Wells/Bright Spark
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July 12, 2006
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MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:21
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What motivated me to write this song? Pique.
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As I walked past the sex-shop, doing nobody any harm, My ex-true-love came out of the door with a big box under his arm. He tried to hide the label on the side of the box that said: "Dolly Latex — life-size model — every man's desire in bed". She never gets moody; she never gets broody – Dolly is all he wants a woman to be. Airhead she may be – he calls her his baby, And then he always lets her down, just like he did me. I know he's happy with his girl of rubber – He's so much better off than ever he was with me. He doesn't have to be polite to her mother, Or take her out when the England game is on TV. She's captured his heart. She's state-of-the-art, Dolly Latex – Her battery-powered voice soon sets his senses all aflame. She has thirty-two moans of pleasure among her sound effects, But she has to call him "Big Boy" as she forgets his name.
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Paul Mcilwaine
Oct 12, 2013
LOL - He let her down just like me :)
Tracey Leu
Dec 14, 2008
Hi Heather, What can I say but...Brilliant! Love this cheeky lil' number! Luv Trace. x
Lyricist Jillucky
Mar 20, 2008
What a great story!