walk away from the mirror unimpressed
i try my best
but that don't mean a thing
in this superficial world
when boy meets girl
i'm not rich
i'll probably never be
so there goes any chance of her noticing me
i wish i was gorgeous
i wish i had eyebrows
i wish i was the only guy in the world
or at least the only one that wasn't ugly
sitting at home
watching the tube
please forgive me if i come across as rude
boy meets meets girl
girl looks good
so does the boy
but only because he should
i write my songs
but they're all wrong
they're all about the girls that don't exist
sitting at hoe all alone
