Well here it is... my baby. This is the only song I have made without Drew. I wrote the lyrics, I recorded it, I mixed. As horrible as it may sound for someone with no money and very little talent you have to admit it's not bad.
100% total bullshit, I don't think this even qualifies as music but as long as you have a sense of humor you can find it so bad it's funny.
Haha band... ya right. Well my name is Malcolm Boone and all the "music" on this site is just shit I do when I'm bored. I have no piano schooling at all, in fact I've only had it for about 2 months. I am still learning the guitar so thats not good either.
Lyrics
[Hook: (2x)]
Smack the Penguins! Are you set!
You can do it in a Santa hat!
Let me see ya smack it! Ay!
Let me see ya smack it! Ay!
Grab a reindeer, then talk with it
Do it, do it, do it, do it, gon rap with it
eat some cheese wit it, put ya lips in it,
All my penguins let you eat a little bit wit it
You can't eat this cheese, I bought myself
I do it so good, I don't lick nobody else
What's happenin', what's up
Got that grill fired up
What's happenin', what's up
Got that grill fired up
I pop, I drank
I'm in the chimmeny and now, I can't think
It snowed, oh no
don't know how tha hell I'm gettin home
[Hook: (2x)]
Bought it from Ebay, also a toupe
bout so eat some grub, we been smackin all day
landing on some houses, fat man goin down
santa clause had us, he's inside my home
he brought me a new club, what do I see
Everybody rockin' 'round the new christmas tree
lickin they fingers, watchin the boob tube
All but the elf, dancin to a groove
north pole where im from, we like to have some fun
you know we aint lame, I'm suckin on my thumb
santa poped his calla, pimpin hoes with us
smacked him in the head, it taste good with it
scooby dooby doo, you and ya crew
I got to solve this mystery faster then you
The mo' that I think, tha more I get through
I's wearing my cross, gotta love his shows too
[Hook: (2x)]
Trick or treaten in a bit, my brothers in the trunk
We's drinking from some bottles and we rockin to some funk
Hidin in the bush, fixin up our hair
We be holdin up our hands to let them know that we there
Snicker bars are there, cheese also to
My nipples are stiff, cuz the wind is really cool
I think his dad is gay, so I'm runnin' and jumpin'
Candy in my fingers, then reachin for the mouth
runnin round the block, feet are drippin sweat
When you smack the penguins dirty, gotta snap the neck
Chewin on tha best, we be making a that mess
I bet that scooby, dooby,can't do like this
Yeah we are back, back to tha snap
1, 2 step, then you gotta get back
Dis is how we do it in tha north pole
(and if you ain't know) this how its gonna go
[Hook: (2x)]
