Early one morning while taking a stroll
I heard the sounds of loud drum roll
The tune rang aloud got right up my nose.
A song called the Mary Rose.
On the maiden voyage of the Mary Rose
They were playing music that the captain chose
There were fountains of wine and there were lakes of beer
they were pissed as they fell of her rear
This one's for them, the ones who boozed,
Late into evening they went home to snooze
We went into to battle hung over to sin
spewing up in all the bins
