Tendershot is our friend. He and I were line mates with Claudio Spinosa. We were the bestest checking line in the recreational division hooowe!
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tendershot with your moves like lightening
tendershot with your flowing hair
tendershot do you feel like fighting
tendershot do you even care
tendershot will you score a goal for me, goal
will you draw a penalty, no
tendershot your equipment stinks
will you come upstairs for a drink
tendershot
