An epic song for leet dungeon masters.
Story behind the song
Posiedon!!!
Lyrics
he lurks beneath the depths
ruler of all liquid(but not soda)
with the capable arms of a man
and the fins of a mermaid
he is immortal
he is Posiedon
I summon thee, Posiedon
A lone man rises to fight the almighty one
he raises his sward with might
he calls out his name
"posiedon, I bring thy doom!"
Posiedon looks down him and laughs
how can a mortal man bring down a god?
The hero charges posiedon, his sward in the air
he strikes but only hits water
realising posiedon cannot be killed by his mear sword,
the hero calls out for zeus, king of all gods
"zeus, Help me defeat posiedon, he has forsaken my people,and must be stopped"
(Zeus himself appears in the heavons)"I shall give you power to destroy him!"
The heros sward alights, carring the power of zeus' lighting
With is newborn power, the man pounces apon the god
and with one strike posiedon was no more
