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Happy Expiration Day
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The song of the Funeral Home
rock great lyrics classic complex intellegent layered
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Rock, Near-Rock, Folk, Alt, Bluegrass, Metal, yadda, yadda, yadda
HI. We're Brian Mauer and Ben Verson. We've been writing, recording and performing music for over 35 years together. What do we call it? HMMMMMMMMMM, we're not sure. We incorporate any and all styles. We hope you will find that we have succeeded in homogenizing a unique style. Influences range from classic rock (Beatles, Who, Zeppelin) to Folk, slip in a bit of bluegrass, and an equal amount of metal, and you get...Something, without a name.
Song Info
Genre
Rock • Rock n Roll
Charts
Peak #551
Peak in subgenre #47
Author
Mauer and Verson
Rights
2006 B&B Productions
Uploaded
April 12, 2006
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MP3 8.6 MB • 320 kbps • 3:45
Story behind the song
The song Owen (the funeral director / spiritual guide) sings to Shirley, Adam, and Broghan describing the mortuary process (now that they are dead).
Lyrics
Today is going to be great It's going to be fab So don't you be late There's room on the slab And I don't mean to be crass And I don't mean to offend But the moment you pass Is the moment that you tend to (Chorus) Leave your worries behind As you head for the gate Now that you've run out of time Happy Expiration Day We will bathe all your bits With delicate care Yes even your tits And no one will stare too long Then we'll drain all your juices And plug all your holes Mend all of your abuses From your head down to your soles The local drink here at the home is formaldehyde But since you mouth is wired shut Then we'll pump it into your thigh The arrangements have all been made And now it's time to get laid...in your casket A little touch-up on your chin And then we will begin again Everything is ready to go It's time to start the show...so (Chorus) Leave your worries behind As you head for the gate Now that you've run out of time Happy Expiration Day Leave your worries behind Your name is on our slate Accommodations so sublime Happy Expiration Day
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