The lyrics are a product of collaboration with Sturt and Smiles Smith.
Lyrics
I met a gull from Juneau. She played a pretty piccolo.
Shewas missing one big toe. When she held her breath her face will grow.
When she rides her yak she's on the go. She hunts polar bears and Eskimo.
She paddles her canoe with a garden hose. She goes ice fishing with a yo-yo.
She has an igloo made of Legos. Her pet penguin fetches cups of joe.
She has a computer made of snow. She used to watch MTV Raps Yo
When she gets drunk she plays a mean banjo. She plays along with Beach Boys' Kokomo.
On Saturday night she pops on Barry Manilow. I like to pat and stroke her fro.
She sends love letters to Borneo. Ask her who they're to, she'll say, "I don't know".
She lost her virginity at a rodeo. When we first met she said, "Too-da-loo Asshole."
