"Hey there all you boys and girls, I'd like to take you to the inside world. It's quite an irregular place to be, but never fear you're safe with me. Well maybe..." Thus spoke one of our heroes Les Claypool, but we too would like to take you to the inside world - the inside world of McTino. We, Aaron and Anthony, are a dodgy pubescent alternative duet with a simple goal of world domination. Unfortunately though, it ain't gonna happen, and if you have a quick listen to our soundclips offered below you'll see why. Nevertheless, we enjoy what we do and we're quite content with completely sucking, at times naturally yet at others deliberately. For those willing to listen to our material or who have been forced into it, remember to have an open mind and keep the volume down to a bearable level. If your ears begin to hurt ever so slightly, then we recommend that you keep on listening because the rewards will be rewarding (but on a side note, we warn that you try not to listen to them with headphones on because they have been really badly recorded).