Lyrics
[Chorus Dude]
It's Digital Voices and we're back again,
so turn the volume up all the way, my friend.
Cuz you know we gonna cut tracks until the end
So the drop the beat, DJ, and let me begin
[Marty]
Digital Voices, pullin' up at the club
and when we show up, you know we ain't scrubs
cuz we ridin' in on 128 bit dubs
So c'mon shorty, show us some love
And come with me
back to the VIP
and take a hit or 3
of some L S D
till we be seeing some shit,
you sure you don't wanna hit?
Aw, hold on,
I just saw a pink elephant
Let me get it with me heat
before it eats me
[G Money] Man what the fuck's he doing?
[Lady Killa] I dunno, beats me
but if he shoots me
I'ma have to kick his ass
...
Shit, he' ejectin' brass
[G Money] Boy what the hell you doin'
shootin' into thin air?!
[Marty] MAN DONT YOU SEE THAT ELEPHANT!?
[G Money] There ain't a damn thing there!
Man, I don't even care,
I'll just go get big bear,
He'll come from ever there
and rip out all your pubic hair
[Big Bear] Alright I'm here, people, so don't be scared!
You got nothin' to fear, cuz I came prepared!
I brought my strap
and I'm ready to bust a cap
and eject some brass
into someone's ass
[G Money] We done rhymed brass and ass before you got here,
now everybody shut up and let me drink my damn beer,
Cuz you know the end of this verse is gettin' near
and it's time we kick this shit into high gear
[Lady Killa] Yeah, this verse is done, so let's get to the chorus
Even though that repetitive shit will really bore us,
But otherwise our listeners might just ignore us,
so bore us with a chorus for us like my ninja QreepyBORIS!
It's Digital Voices and we're back again,
so turn the volume up all the way, my friend.
Cuz you know we gonna cut tracks until the end
And not listenin' up would be a sin
So keep the bass pumpin', the club be jumpin',
And back in the VIP we and the hoes be scrumpin'
Everybody getting high and smokin' somethin'
And tomorrow our heads will prolly all be thumpin'
Digital Voices, rhymin' until the end
Seein' how many rules we can possibly bend,
So get it crunk in here with some juice and gin,
Come on everybody now, cuz we're back again
[G Money]
Well I wasn't sure before,
But I swear you're like an herbivore,
Eating brownies of that herb, galore,
I turn around and you be smokin' more!
[Big Bear] Man get off my back at least it ain't crack
[G Money] well how the fuck I know what you do behind my back
[Big Bear] Brotha don't hate me just because I'm black!
[G Money] Man you ain't black you just straight up whack,
Just a Digital teen up in the digital scene,
I heard you been doing drugs since you turned 13,
and if you look into the mirror you'll see what I mean
cuz your face is green like the computer screen
of an Apple II but what can an Apple do?
[Big Bear] Mine bit a megabyte and shat an Apple poo!
[G Money] Man you an Apple foo' just like that Snapple dude,
Made a contest for shit he can't even do.
[Big Bear] Man, give that kid a break
'least he ain't on Ricky Lake
Or like Oprah smokin' dope-rah
and gettin' half-baked.
[G Money] Come on, Oprah don't smoke dope just like LD
[Big Bear] Man that kid's eyes are always shut till he can't even see
And when he opens 'em up they always look bloodshot
So don't even try to say LD doesn't smoke pot
[G Money] His eyes are red from Halo 2 and his adminstrative duties
[Big Bear] But if that's true he ain't goin' ever get no booty
[G Money] Well what about flypie I hear he thinks she's a cutie
[Big Bear] Man a fling between those two would be a thing of beauty
Perhaps he could get her to fuck him for a can of Mountain Dew
[G Money] Girls ain't cheap, he'd have to give her at least two!
[Big Bear] Or an N64 game, I hear that works well
[G Money] I ain't never tried it, but oh, man, what the hell
This verse has taken a turn that is so horribly wrong
And now the people won
