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The Only Problem
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Joke Song about a friend.
bolivion rock alternative
Rock, Acoustic Rock, Punk, Rock and Roll
Bolivion is a band from Tallahassee Florida, All four band members attend Florida State University and all four members love music and love creating and just hanging out and playing.
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Genre
Hip-Hop • Hip Hop General
Charts
Peak #7,670
Peak in subgenre #4,668
Author
Bolivion
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Bolivion
Uploaded
May 26, 2003
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MP3 3.2 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
We just wrote a JOKE song about our friend... It's a funny song.
Lyrics
Here's a story, About a friend of mine, If you ask him, he thinks he's fuckin' fine. He doesn't smoke, (no!) he doesn't drink. (Oh my god!)In his opinion he thinks he's a pimp. He talks to girls all the god damn time, The only problem is he does it online. (Rock on!) He can talk on the computer for hours, But in person he turns into a coward. He talks to them (Hey!) He asks them out (What's up baby?)But they always ask him what the fuck he's talkin' about. He always talks about the girls he's met,The only problem is that their all on the net. (3 times!) He pours testastorone into the computer screen, Getting turned on by the lonely machine. He works so hard, to do it right. Looks like it's him and the keyboard tonight. It's friday, it's 8 o'clock He says, "You baby I'll e-mail you my cock," She says, "That's gross." So he signs off, Since he's alone he starts to jerk off. (Oh yeah!) When he's finished, he feels deprived, The only problem is he never really tried. He purs testastorone into the computer screen, Getting turned on bye the lonely machine. He works so hard, (Hard!) to do it right. (Right!) Looks like it's him and the keyboard tonight. Splooge! He purs testastorone into the computer screen, Getting turned on bye the lonely machine. He works so hard, (Hard!) to do it right. (Right!) Looks like it's him and the keyboard tonight. Random Shit.
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