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A parody of 'Fix You' by Coldplay. All vocals, synths, bass, organ, piano, drums and acoustic/electric guitars by Rick Cormier
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I do stand-up comedy, as well as parody. I often imitate the recording artists when I parody their music.
My name is Rick Cormier. I am a singer/songwriter/musician/comedian. I love music and its' power to move people. I enjoy making people laugh.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #70
Peak in subgenre #13
Author
Rick Cormier
Uploaded
March 18, 2006
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MP3 4.6 MB • 128 kbps • 4:58
Story behind the song
A tailor contemplates the work he must do on some customers who have put on a few pounds since he has known them.
Lyrics
When you try your vest But you’ve grown obese When your buttons are gone They pop when you breathe When you feel so wide That you can weep Such is your curse When you tear some seams in gowns of lace When, at noon luncheons, you want three plates When you’d love some rum but it grows your waist Should skip desserts I’m a guy who’s sewn Pants too tight, you moan But I will try to fit you Oh, pie a-la-mode and jelly roll When it’s food you love, you’re gonna grow When, off to exercise, you never go Bust out your skirts Life’s swill fried your form From big bites of scones But I will try to fit you (Soo-wee, soo-wee, soo-wee) Tear seams ‘round your waist Man, you grew some chins You cannot feel great Ice cream found your waist Oh, my You’ve cleaned all your plates At barbecues, you still yearn for the big steaks You’ve cleaned all your plates Oh, why Twice your size you’ve grown Appetite? Hormones? But I will try to fit you
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