The man offered me a deal and since my soul was already lost I traded him a six pack of natural lite to show me 3 chords and possibly more. Now I've written a few songs with what he taught and my talent matches the 6 pack of natural lite. Taste like shit and leaves you with a bad hangover. But you'll come back for more because for some reason it makes you temporarily feel good and laugh. There might be ways to shock her, but the only way to truly shock her is to administer the Shocker. Southpaw Style