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Mustache Anthem
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An Anthem For Mustache Owners
rap dark witty funny horror bitches sick scary white parody shocking lol twisted smart racist pest
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I'm a white rapper. I rap about cheese, abortions, mustaches, cryptozoology, the dark arts, rape, alcoholism, pedophilia, animals, love, death, disease, weight
I'm a white dude from Chicago that raps about strange shit. I enjoy offending people but that's never my goal. I'm smarter and funnier than 99% of the rappers out there. You should listen to me.
Song Info
Charts
Peak #299
Peak in subgenre #141
Author
Suburban Aiiight
Uploaded
March 01, 2006
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MP3 3.0 MB 128 kbps 3:19
Story behind the song
Big shouts to YoungStylez aka Chronic for the tight beat. I had to make a track for all of my homies rocking a mustache or any facial hair.
Lyrics
Where's ya mustache Something on ya face i can bust at Cat without facial hair homey i dont trust that Lil whiskers stickin out ya chin like a muskrat Askin all my mustache thugs where the love at Roll up in the club with the mustache trimmed Facial hair is all you'll see up under my brim It really doesnt matter if its thick or if its thin the bouncer sees them shits then you prolly gettin in The bitches all wanna get a ride on the mustache but it's not a handlebar they know that i wont touch that If the hair gets out of order know you gotta brush that and if the shit starts turnin gray you better go and dust that Goatee homies in the cut with them blunts lit Last thing you'll see when you hear that fuckin drum click Rock a stache never show your ass on dumb shit Tickelin them bitches in the cunt with that chump shit You aint got no facial hair you aint up in my crew You dont know bout these upper lips and dont know how we do The staches be a magnet for them fuckin boys in blue They cant tell us apart and they all think that were the same dude Facial accessories that enhance my disposition Got me in the right position put these bitches in submission All the other chickens trippin out on what they missin Because a ladies biggest mission is to get inside my kitchen [Chorus] Ooh what's that? It must be my mustache If you cant grow it paint it on with some blunt ash Ooh what's that? It's gotta be my mustache If you dont got it then you just a little chump ass Sittin in the club let my mustache hang Peep game let your mustache do it's thang Lean it to the left or the right if you bang Other niggas jelous cause they aint got the same thang Dont need sisscors i can trim it with my front teeth When the whiskers get so long they inside the blunt leaf Charlie's stache is sicker at least thats what the young preach The stach is drinkin liquor when i moisten with the tongue reach I wont shave, no matter what the situation Court case judge face the only thing that i'm cravin Walk up into cook county with my mustache wavin Chillin in the back sittin in anticipation Never gulity cause they afraid of the stash Caught assistant DA even checkin out my ass So i strolled up to her and gave a wad of cash and she said Mr goins im in love with your mustache [Chorus]
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