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Its good to see everyone brought their missilettes to Tuesday Nights State of the Union…I haven’t seen that much repetitive standing and sitting since my First Holy Communion.
Listening to the State of the Union Tuesday Night, reminded me of another State of the Union address … Last Years.
It seems the White House has either fired its only Speech Writer; or he’s been indicted for slandering last years State of the Union. Either way, he’s committed a crime.
See if you can discern which is this years’ Address and last years’…
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If you answered ALL of the ABOVE. Buzz! You’d be wrong, Each of those soundbytes were from Last Years StaTe of the Union.
Last Year: [audio]
This Year[ audio]
Last Year: [audio]
This Year[ audio]
But don’t feel bad. It’s not your fault you cant distinguish the State of Our Nation this year from last year, because there is no difference.
But it’s not like we’re not doing anything about it:
[audio] “Initiatives”
All in all, it was a good speech for the President. When all was said and done, he beat last years record for amount of clapping, beating it out by FIVE FULL MINUTES…
…of 54:00 minutes Speech, 18:19 minutes of clapping
…of 50:00 minutes of Speech This Year, 20:21 minutes was of clapping.
That’s ONE THIRD of the time, we didn’t have to listen to him.
And, if we can double that by this time next year? We’d be re-inventing the very definition of Less is More…
[audio] 1:30 of clapping
