I did this song due to a large argument on the Line 6 message board.
Lyrics
Line 6 Fizz Touched me in the Bad Place
When I woke up today.
What do you think was on my plate?
Touching my scrambled eggs.
Hanging out with my steak.
It’s Line 6 fizz in my face.
Line 6 fizz everyplace.
What is their remedy?
I have paid so much money.
What would Wolf Marshall say?
If he heard his amps this way?
He would probably throw some wrenches.
He would probably throw some screwdrivers.
Then he’d drink up all the Vodka from the bar.
Just enough to wreck his car.
He probably wouldn’t get so far.
Just to get away from the fizz.
Can you hear the fizz right now?
No, because there is no sound.
This is now a rap song.
Aren’t you glad?
I can only be pushed so far.
Jus t like those at Pickett’s Charge.
What is Line 6 gonna do?
I guess I will fix it to.
I have made this little box.
It may just be full of rocks.
If you want to purchase
Please send money firstus.
No one’s ever been ripped off
From a guy who don’t wear socks.
I’m just a hippy too.
With some electrical glue.
I may sniff it too.
When I make your box for you.
My box.
My box full of rocks.
Get it on the floor
Get get it on the floor. What?
Get it on the floor
Get get it on the floor.
It’s amazing how much music sounds the same.
When there ain’t no music to be played.
Rap is such a silly game,
But there ain’t no fizz here to be had.
What do I have in the morning now?
Steak and eggs no fizz to be found.
Well, that’s the end of the argument.
There’s no more music to invent.
If you got a song well it’s too late.
I’m looking at you, Splatt88.
I drop the name of ThisFilter,
But I don’t think he’s around to even care.
This is my decree.
No more guitar music.
You’re free!
Of fizz.
I know I have broke my own rule.
That’s just because I am so cool.
Go into your room right now.
Put some earplugs in too would ya’, pal?
At the end of this song
It will feel like it’s been so long.
Since we lived in Goshen.
That is northern Indiana, friend.
Not in Egypt.
There is no fizz.
Right here.
That’s because this part is Behringer gear.
Or maybe there is some.
That I just cannot hear.
Maybe I’m just stupid.
Or maybe it might have something to do with
That I work around jet engines all god damn day.
And now my hearing has tinnitus what can I say?
What?
Let’s go.
What?
Let’s go.
