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If They Found Me Dead
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I'd be the coolest cat in Forest Lawn.
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Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers.
Acoustic comedy featuring bad-attitude blues, ballads and uptempo numbers. Adam Sandler, Henry Phillips, Stephen Lynch; Tom Lehrer, Allan Sherman, John Prine, Bill Cosby) can download and other popular tracks from my EP at (99 cents per single; $4.95 for the five-track album). ($8.99 plus shipping). . to receive occasional e-mail notices about my adventures in the comedy music biz...
Song Info
Genre
Acoustic • Acoustic Vocals
Charts
#14,926 today Peak #138
#1,324 in subgenre Peak #24
Author
Ken Turetzky
Rights
Ken Turetzky 1999
Uploaded
January 09, 2006
Track Files
MP3
MP3 3.1 MB • 128 kbps • 3:22
Story behind the song
The band:
Ken Turetzky: Vocals, acoustic guitar
Daria McBee: Background vocals
Lee Fortune: Bass guitar, keyboards
Terry McIntyre: Percussion
Lyrics
If they found me dead Dead and gone My spirit fled, my life at end, my body done I'd be in a better place, a peaceful smile upon my face My clammy fingers wrapped around the gun If they found me dead As a lox And on my plate a burger from Jack-In-The-Box Who would go to work at 8 And do that stupid job I hate And wear the toes out of my socks If they found me dead As a lox? If they found me dead Stiff as wood But really, lookin' for a dead guy Prety good In my dear, departed state I'd be forever celibate I woulda got a lot more If I could If they found me dead Dead and gone My spirit fled, my life at end, my body done I made a lotta crummy plans But now I wouldn't give a damn The coolest cat in Forest Lawn If they found me dead Dead and gone!
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