Back in Quip, a friend of ours wrote us some lyrics to make into a song. We didn't do anything with it, so I decided I had to do him some justice and write it myself. So this is what happened.
Lyrics
This is exactly how he wrote it. I had to change it in the song a bit, but just a bit.
Stupid Shnugget!
Who needs a topless monkey when you can get a Shnugget
The kind that supports you in times of intoxication with a cool cup holder
Who needs a shit and a nugget when you can get a shnugget???
Stupid shnugget!
Chorus:
What have you ever done for me?
What can you ever do for me?
What is wrong with your stupid spelling?
Whatever, your just a stupid shnugget!
As long as I sleep, I’m fine
But when I wake up it makes me dizzy
When I run away, it finds its way back to me
When I bring it close to me- it turns itself to pickle juice!
Chorus
As I look walk towards you
I find I don’t need you
I still walk towards you
And say “good, I don’t like pickle juice anyways you stupid shnugget!”
Chorus
Frickin stupid shnugget I think you must suck it
Oh shit… that actually rhymes!
Frickin stupid shnugget you have officially messed me up
Especially when you changed my name to white Buddhist!
As long as you don’t die
I will never convert
But if you do I will cry
Cause I don’t eat meat anyways you stupid shnugget!
Chorus
