we fuck children. we fuck kids. we're so sneaky with what we dids. we fuck girls. we fuck boys, with diamond pearls and little train toys. we snuck in this young boy's home while he was all alone. we touched his cock. we touched his balls. we fucked his thigh and decked his halls. we shit on their chests making them a chocolate mess. after we're done, we strangle the children with their own jumpropes. we always make sure to bring a few garbage bags to stuff the body in. that is, of course, after we decapitate them. the head comes with us to stay on our mantle. we eat their hearts to stay eternally young. the power of their hearts is harnessed by our genesis device.