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1: hey look over there....its that cousin fucker,
2: what u talking about man, isnt that Jeff Plummer?,
1: ya thats him, u havnt heard what he did,
had sex with his cousin, even tho its forbid,
2: eww, that shits just morbid, and fuckin gross,
1: ya and he thought its funny, but its straight up morose,
told us after he found out, he still wanted more,
2: prolly though its all in the family, so y not explore
1: it must have been, all those fucking poles,
2: ya but that no excuse, to jump in ur cousins holes,
1: aint that the truth, and how about his monkey face,
looking like an extra, from plant of the apes,
2: ya and that dent in his chest man, what the deal with that?,
1: o that was cuz he got liposuction, from back when he was fat,
2: and whats this i hear, about him puking over amanda?,
1: cuz he wanted a souviener of love, to keep for memoranda,
2: y cant he keep his shirt on, when he plays football?,
1: to show off his man boobs, there the only 1's he sees at all,
2: okay but what about, that girl that he fucked,
1: u mean that nasty bitch Beth, who he made instruct
2: r u kidding me right now, he didnt know what 2 do,
1: well u wouldnt either, if u smelled like gorilla cages at the zoo,
2: but i thought he said, that she thought he was big,
1: nah thats like comparing a mouse, to a goddamn oil rig,
2: and what happend to him, leavin for the air force,
1: well they figured they cant let some1 in, who would fuck a horse,
2: so cause hes gay is that it, thats y hes trying for the navy,
1: well maybe, or becuz he can get sum, without havin babies,
2: but hey at least then, he wouldnt b an inbreedin bastard,
1: well i guess thats true, but we all kno what he prefers,
2: aight now lets stop all this beef, we just did it with ease,
1: o ya beef thats another thing, dumbass works at arbys
