Performed By: Corrine and Friends
WELCOME TO THE 2005 MUSES MUSE AWARDS SHOW.
THE SONGS ON THIS SITE ARE A COLLECTION OF THE
TALENT SHOWN BY THOSE WHO FREQUENT THE MUSES
MUSE FORUMS.
THANK YOU TO THOSE WHO VOLUNTEERED THEIR MUSIC
FOR THE AWARDS.
Story behind the song
Performed by: Corinne and friends
Lyrics
Size 9
(© Muskat/Markowitz/Curcio 2001)
I went to the store
I tried on a dress
I looked like a whore
I looked like a mess
The tag said "9"
It fit like a "5"
I’m gonna eat lettuce for the rest of my life
I went to the store
I tried on jeans
I tried to ignore
I was splitting the seams
Yo, the tag said "Relaxed"
But I felt tense
This microscopic clothing makes my ass look immense!
(I got a big ol’ butt/Oh yeah?)
I don’t get it, I don’t get it, I don’t get it, I don’t get it
I don’t get it, someone tell me
We have all this brilliant technology
We fly to the moon
We clone baby sheep
But why must Jack Sprat’s wife dress like Little Bo Peep?
All Size 9’s are different, or am I a freak?
I’ll have to ask my shrink when I see her this week
And while we’re on the subject, she can fill me in
On the proper category where I fit in
Am I Juniors, Ladies, Misses?
Am I Queen Size?
If I were a man, I’d be one of the guys
(I’m too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!)
Now come with me to lingerie
To get a Wonder Bra ("For What?") you say
I need some uplifting, my tits have been drifting
And cross my heart bras make me hope to die
(Hooters, Jugs, Tits, Babaloos)
I’m overpowered by my powersuit
Some cleavage would provide a hoot
Unless you think the point is moot
But I don’t think it is, Cos
I don’t get it, I don’t get it, I don’t get it, I don’t get it
I don’t get it, someone tell me
We have all this brilliant technology
We photograph Mars, and polio’s cured
But women’s clothing sizes have to be endured
This tragic situation brings me to the brink
And I’m running out of money to complain to my shrink
Who suggested medication on the first of May
To sedate me when I go to buy a bathing suit that day
But I said "No thank you. I’m going skinny dipping this year"
Corinne: Guitar, Drum Programming, Vocals
Carol & Lori: Vocals
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