it was the best line I ever heard
I was walking down the street
minding my own business
and this gorgeous hunk of a man
stopped me
and he said
"I don't know who you are
but you are so sassy
you walk like a boy!"
I thought
yeehaw!
I've found someone who appreciates me for my faults
so I bagged him
and it was rather nice
having a man around the house
he knew how to do stuff
I don't know how to do
I walk like a boy
and then he walked
just like a man
naw, I'm not bearing any grudges, what the heck
I'm willing to try again
I walk like a boy
it worked for me before
