WEREWOLF (A RITTMAN & JOYCE DUET)
Bunch of vagabonds who only do two things well, make music, and make love!!!!!
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Hi gang, I'm mostly a lyricist, but lately I've taken to recording my my songs myself Ha!!!! Well I don't play an instrument so I just sing to the melody of the moment in my head and I guess you could call the style spoken word. Soon I will be presenting you guys with a comedy cd. Each song will come with it's own home video; trust me it's gonna be a lot of fun.....and work, but for you it's all fun!!!!!
Lyrics
Werewolf duet
i never believed in the paranormal
blinders blocked the light
if you were to read my journal
you'd know i shunned the night life
then one day while i was walking
along side a moon lit lake
i found myself getting naked,
long hairs began streaming down my face
high tide rising inside my veins,
damn full moon is driving me insane-----
i'm a lunatic, i'm a werewolf i'm not your best friend,
i'm a lunatic, i'm a werewolf
blood and water don't mix, they blend,
i'm a lunatic im a werewolf, i torture hearts that never mend
look at you, you're a wreck, shave, something, get out of those rags, what are you trying to do, scare us half to death, that's a laugh, look at you, you're such a mess
some say i'm crazy, but i'm simply sublime, i'm a lunatic,i'm a werewolf
i am the unholy lupine
i am the creature in your nightmares
i live in the cellar, at the bottom of the stairs
and when nightime scares the sun from the sky
i will forsake you, better dead than alive
you're too funny, what do you think this is, little red riding hood, you gonna steal the picnic basket, blow the house down, you're way too funny, take off that mask
with a single swipe, i'll rip open your skin
i will devour all that's trapped within
you can find me licking my chops
washing down your guts with a beer and a shot
not in this lifetime, you hairy thing you, come here, let me give you a trim, and wash your mouth with soap, how dare you talk like that, rip open my skin, we'll see about that fang boy
thirsting for blood
slurping the flood
from your veins
hahahahahahahaha
looking into your vanity
i can feel the insanity
i am deplorable
i am incurable
i am evil
i am full proof
i am the lunatic
i am the werewolf
now the beast thinks he's pretty, now if that ain't the most hilarious thing i've ever heard, give me that mirror before you curse this house with seven years bad luck, give it here you silly duck
©2005 by rittman