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Toastboy
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Alternative, somewhat experimental, somewhat eclectic guitar-based, sometimes sampled-filled one-man-band.
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Charts
Peak #706
Peak in subgenre #215
Author
birdw0rks
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birdw0rks
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October 26, 2005
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MP3 2.3 MB 128 kbps 0:00
Story behind the song
Toastboy is as Toastboy does.
Lyrics
I turned the corner while out walking Through the subway near the park I thought I heard a small voice talking And there was giggling in the dark I could have sworn that I smelt Marmite And there was jumping up in joy For imagine my surprise There was a tasty, toasty boy! Toast Boy travels in a Tupperware box Gets let out to run around naked Toast Boy’s bald and he doesn’t wear socks A shameless bugger who’s bold and naughty Toast Boy’s swarve like a bready fox A Mighty White man who’s grilled to perfection I bet he tastes good with egg and lox Butter the bastadd! Butter the bastadd! Toast Boy’s been to many places All over Bristol and to Leeds He’s been nibbled at by the pigeons He’s swum in rivers, climbed up trees He’s even danced with Bingo Little And been made to eat sand on the beach Sarah’s Toast Boy – let’s go wild and chew his legs off Sarah’s Toast Boy – let’s stick his head in chocolate fondue Sarah’s Toast Boy – he may be stale, but he’s still tasty Sarah’s Toast Boy – toasty, tasty, boy of toast!
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