Lyrics
Lead Vocals: David Heline Jr.
I've been hungry for days and I don't know why,
I'm still eating a lot, but I'm hurting inside,
There is one dish, that I haven't tried,
Here is my wish, I want a pizza with some cheese,
Don't you even dare to be cheap,
One phone call and I can give them a ring,
It's my food so I can get everything,
Oh-a-oh,
Pizza Ria,
Cook it in a pan,
I say forget Dr. Atkins,
Pizza Ria,
As fast as you can,
Just think that I am a fat kid,
No this is not a phoney,
Could you add pepperoni,
Oh man I can smell the sauce from here,
Pizza Ria,
Do you deliver,
Could you add a 18 pack of beer,
I've been waiting so long just to taste the food,
This delivery man is messing up my good mood,
I might just flip, when he gets here late,
There'll be no tip, and I'll tell him that he's too slow,
And that I love Dominoe's,
One phone call and I can give them a ring,
Speak to the boss and she'll learn everything,
Oh-a-oh,
Pizza Ria,
My pizza was cold,
Did you cook it in the Arctic,
Pizza Ria,
I think I see mold,
One bite and I'm all ready sick,
Yes your food made me vomit,
I wish someone would bomb it,
Why why did you sell it to me so,
Pizza Ria,
Yes it's me again,
Could you give me my money back,
Pizza Ria,
Don't hang up again,
It is, intelligence you lack,
Pizza Ria,
Cook it in a pan,
I say forget Dr. Atkins,
Pizza Ria,
As fast as you can,
Just think that I am a fat kid,
Had to see a physician,
Messed up from malnutrition,
Yes yes, what you did was really low,
Pizza Ria,
I used to love you,
I watched as the workers made the dough...
