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Springer
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A funky rock tune about a TV show
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A little bit Gordon Lightfoot, a little bit Harry Chapin, a dash of Paul Simon, and a whole lot of myself. I think of my music as Americana with blues, country
I play solo and with WOODY, my trio. When I play solo, I do mostly original songs with some selected covers by songwriters I hold in high regard. WOODY plays originals by the three of us also, with some covers to satisfy those in the audience who are hooked on the same 'ol stuff' they hear on the radio - except that it's not the same old stuff. We do it for the excitement and to get people dancing. It seems to work :-)
Song Info
Genre
Rock • Rock General
Charts
Peak #1,911
Peak in subgenre #393
Author
Bill Payne
Rights
2004, Love Dummy Music (ASCAP)
Uploaded
October 09, 2005
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MP3 2.5 MB • 128 kbps • 0:00
Story behind the song
I don't watch TV much, but I caught about 15 minutes of this show and wrote this song about it.
Lyrics
I was watching Jerry Springer just the other afternoon two grown men were fighting when one of the shot the moon at the audience - they yelled and screamed for more yeah, the audience - they wanted to see him score a big punch on the kisser of the man who stole his wif ran off with his dog and three of his kids, good thing he didn't have a knife and then they showed the woman - the object of his affection good God almighty I can't believe a man could ever get and erection lookin' at that she was bigger than a house lookin' at that she had eyes kinda like a mouse if ugly were illegal, they'd throw away the key thank you, Jerry Springer for sharing all that with me (chorus - "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry") Well, the next thing that happened, after the station break three minutes of commercials showing lawyers on the take well, she flashed me I nearly fell off my stool yeah, she flashed me, and they were breakin' all the rules 'cause the censor pushed the button the edited out the sound but not the picture of this woman, who weighed 400 pounds and then she showed me and the whole world, on cable TV a whole lotta wrinkles and a big tattoo I'm busted, you caught me lookin' at that I think her navel was winkin' lookin' at that I couldn't keep from thinkin' that, if ugly were illegal, they'd surely throw away the key thank you, Jerry Springer, for sharing all that with me (chorus - "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry")
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