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a day in the life of...
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a phat jam
rap comedy poop fat humor aurora phatman destructo fart jokes bathroom humor dutch oven
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RAP,METAL,HUMOR,COMEDY,PHATMAN,DESTRUCTO,XXL,POOP,JOKES,INDUSTRIAL,FAT,FUNK,FUNNY,FART
This page is for the new album "Tales from the dutch oven" currently in the works, and some other shit if i decide to put it on. Debut cd availible at kiss the sky in north aurora or through me. DEBUT: PHATMAN-DESTRUCTO- PHAT RAP, HEAVY BASS & MEAN METAL (MID 2005) 2ND ALBIM: PHATMAN-XXL-TALES FROM THE DUTCH OVEN (EARLY 2006) CHECK OUT MY NEW PAGE OF JUST BEATS THAT I MADE THAT NOBODY IS GOING TO USE FREE TO USE WITH MY PERMISSION SOUNDCLICK.COM/PHATMANSPHATSHIT
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Peak #1,420
Peak in subgenre #788
Author
phatman
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2005
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September 30, 2005
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MP3 2.0 MB 128 kbps 2:13
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A DAY IN THE LIFE OF... i took a big ol shit dump of funk left it in the toilet cause i dont wanna spoil it cause my phat shits only getting phatter im a peanut butter ritz cracker madder than a mad hatter im out magnums dog can i borrow fuck phat bitches like theres no tomarrow im disturbed and im down with the sickness hater charles you can mind your own buissness i play xbox all freakin day im headin for the fridge so get outa my way i got fat stacks of cheese and i got a beef patty im a big ol fat daddy ridin in a caddy i order my chicken nuggets by the bucket got a bladder buster milk shake and im about to chug it im a big shot bigger than the big show got a killer bong and its flamed with endo at work my boss gave me stacker 2 i looked at him like what the fucks wrong with you cant stand adkins and richard simmons kinda gay im fat as fat albert saying hey hey hey put me in the hot sun and cookin like a hot potato skins beat red and lookin like a ripe tomato kids laughing and callin me a big red i slap a phat hand right across a forehead john doe tried to shoot me and the bullets just bounced off the police drew a line and freakin ran out of chalk if you run into a dead body best go out and get a gun and call phatman at 911
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