# Mix 5.2 grams of bananadine oxide with 2 ml of tetrahydrofuran in a glass beaker. # Heat to exactly 368 degrees and add 2 grams of sodium wire. It should turn mauve and not blue. # Reflux for 71 months in an Erlenmeyer flask. Warning, if heated above 260 degrees, you may suffer a great coma! # Combine with 0.19 grams of ear wax making sure it is not contaminated with navel lint. # Filter the liquid and evaporate until 11 grams of pure crystals are obtained. This has a street value of 9000 dollars! Just 0.3 CC's of the final product will cause bodily injury if you place the results under the eyelids! Remember, don't drive a motorcycle for 67 minutes after consuming!